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Cobras Announce New Alliance

The Cobras have just announced their newest sales endeavor with energy drink company Fit2Oh. The new partnership is just one of the many ways the Cobras hope to spread a message about living healthy and happy. The Cobras are hoping this strategy will not only increase sales for both parties, but encourage fans to make decisions to support an active lifestyle.

Under the partnership, fitness drink ads will be plastered around the stadium, Fit2Oh will be available for purchase through concessions and vending machines, and Coover players themselves will publicize the drink through a series of appearances. The partnership will be publicly announced next week at a press conference, players will discuss their hydration needs on and off the field as well as the correlation between health and performance.

"We want to spread a positive message to our fans, young and old alike, about the importance of healthy living styles and safe excercise. We hope that our relations with Fit2Oh will show fan that it is easy and tasty to live such a lifestyle" said Cobras cheif marketing advisor, James Leonard.

1 comment:

  1. yumyumyum: Wow! I love this stuff! so happy to see it at the park!

    pinksheets: love fit2oh! love the cobras

    74hyj: funny that the same ball park that sells such unhealthy food it now an advocate on healthy lifestyles....

    Mrs.Beiber456: totally agree! they sell hamburgers stuffed with cheese AND wrapped in bacon! that sure sounds like a healthy lifestyle to me!

    polkaDotzz: I know, right? how can they possibly be advertising this?? seems a bit hypocritical..

    consumerbehaviourself: Seems all like a hypocritical ploy to attract more business, money, etc.

    PeterRabbit: I dont give a fuck, they have some damn hot spokesmodels

    NowhereMan: and the food is pretty good!

    GreenGiant: For those fans who actually care about their healthy lifestyle, the park DOES in fact offer healthier options. They have veggie burgers, sweet potato fries, fruit and yogurt parfaits, and an assorment of salads. So, calm down and eat a salad for god's sake.

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